Greetings!

My name is Stephen J. Jacobs,
CEO of Green Leopard, Inc.
Chui Records and Production Company

I really enjoy writing, in much the same way as when I am composing, arranging and recording music. 

I find that Jazz and Science Fiction are at the pinnacle of creativity and flexibility in both music and literary invention.  Each can take any style, form or genre of their Art and literally create new sounds and new worlds. 

They also seem to have a shared history of parallel creative evolution, especially in America.  American Jazz and Science Fiction have both had a major impact on the rest of the world and continue to be major influences in both the Arts and Sciences

CHUI LITERARY

I currently have 5 completed screenplays ready for motion picture or possibly television production.

3 full length scripts: a major Sci-Fi, a ferocious Legal Drama/Thriller and a powerful Fantasy/Horror/ Action-Adventure. 2 short scripts, approximately 15 minutes long: a stunning, brutal, yet amusing and totally politically incorrect Sci-Fi and a very funny and cute Fantasy. I just recently finished a very satirical mockumentary script, as well.

Here is a picture of me picking up my very first Screenplay Award for my 15 minute Sci-Fi short script "CRITICAL DECISION" at the November 28, 2007 Hollywood F.A.M.E. Awards:

That was a very exciting evening and it really felt great to get this kind of validation and recognition. It was inspiring and gave me a great boost of encouragement to continue creating in this specialized form of writing.

Here is a picture of me receiving the BEST FEATURE SCREENPLAY award at the Hollywood and Vine Film Festival Award presentations on December 8th, 2012 in West L.A., California, for my full length Sci-Fi motion picture screenplay, "CONTACT PRIME".

GREEN LEOPARD

The lovely lady on my right (your left) is the extremely talented Entertainment Industry Executive, Founder of Breaking into Hollywood, Hollywood & Vine Magazine and the Hollywood & Vine Film Festival, Angela M. Hutchinson with her also very lovely Assistant, Irma Gonzales/Volunteer Festival Co-coordinator, on my left (your right). In addition I am currently editing my first book

Please go on and enjoy some samples of my short stories,
Poetry and a short Fantasy script.
ORIGINAL SHORT STORIES

Hear More Music Samples On The Next Pages!

FOWL KARMA

FOWL KARMA
By
STEPHEN J. JACOBS

THE ELF BOOK OF CHILDREN'S STORIES

THE ELF BOOK OF CHILDREN'S STORIES
STORY #1:  HOW COYOTE SAVED THE FOREST
By Stephen J. Jacobs

POETRY

By STEPHEN J. JACOBS

GREEN LEOPARD
GREEN LEOPARD

FELINE PREDATION IN THE SUBATOMIC REALM

Everything is Everything, except when it’s Not
Because Quarks can be such a Strange and Charmed lot
This is exceedingly complex and of course very simple
When Schrödinger’s Cat ambushes Quantum Mice

With Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle

GREEN LEOPARD
GREEN LEOPARD

CETACEAN

BREATH-JOY SPOUTS CASCADE UP - AND AWAY - AND DOWN MY FLANKS
AS I JUMP PAST LIQUID MOTHER’S SURFACE TENSION TO TASTE THE SKY
AND WAVE A FLIPPER IN SALUTATION TO FATHER SUN.
DESCENDING CURVE TO MOTHER OCEAN, I INSERT MYSELF
WITH GRACE AND PASSION AND A QUICK KISS FROM MY TAIL
TO ONE OF HER SOFT SWELLS. BUBBLES TICKLE ME AS AIR MOLECULES
LEAPFROG UP MY SKIN TO REJOIN THEIR COUSINS TOPSIDE.
HARD RIGHT TURN AS MY CLICKS BOUNCE BACK FROM A SNACK
- WHOSE SPIRIT I THANK -
EVEN AS I SNAP AND TRANSPOSE LITTLE LIFE TO SUSTAIN BIGGER LIFE;
TO WATER DANCE IN BLESSING TO AND FROM
THE CREATOR OF THE OCEANS OF MY UNIVERSE.

GREEN LEOPARD
GREEN LEOPARD

WOMAN’S SACRED TOUCH

Soft as the swell of a gentle wave
Is the sweet liguid flowering
Of the Vertical Lips of Heaven
Softest Universe of Eternity
Where Two can become One

GREEN LEOPARD
GREEN LEOPARD

OCEAN POEM

So hideous and polluted skies
Such misery, starvation and pain
Cult robots and endangered seas
Human greed makes love in vain
A Deathship intersection with
their leaders in bite range
We’ll snatch them fore and aft,
Said the Dolphin and the Whale
A Primate lunch serving two-fold,
Is the conclusion of this Cetacean Tale

GREEN LEOPARD
GREEN LEOPARD

ASHAU VALLEY, 1968

Clawing up the abyss of unconsciousness; as the heat and stench of urine and feces from voided bowels Dance
Macabre with the ghastly aromas of acrid gunsmoke, hot lead, copper, iron and steel from explosives – from my blood – from the blood of the dead Team Leader whose decapitated chest cavity I’m covered with.
Now the first sick stirrings of pain and nausea as my brain reels from sensory overload………LAY DOG!! NO SOUND………NO MOVEMENT!!………My mind scrambling in desperation, attempting to still the rush of adrenaline and heartbeat hammering so loud it will be my own suicide call to the murdering Demons from the North, briefly glimpsed by one cracked glance from a swollen, bloodshot, blood drenched eye barely able to focus past concussion shock. Enemy Warriors feeding my horror and fear, circling around us like two-legged vultures stabbing and shooting anyone or anything that moves. Anticipating the bayonet, the bullet, I still freeze even as sharp steel begins a slow and vicious probe with casual malignancy. Sudden rage and anger……as I refuse to die today. Lord Buddha smiles……briefly……the Gods of War nod……and suddenly, Iron Dragons fly to me spitting lead death at my tormentors. Alternate waves of relief and agony wash over my torn flesh and raw, exposed nerves as Screaming Eagles and Golden Black Horsemen pull me from the Pit of Doom, All the Way to the grotesque insanity of NOW!

Stephen J. Jacobs
United States Army
Vietnam 1968-1969

GREEN LEOPARD
GREEN LEOPARD

THE STOCK MARKET

WHEN YOUR EYES DIM AND CLOUD AND YOUR BRAIN MELTS
AS STRANGE CHEMICALS DEPRIVE YOU OF HEARING AND TASTE
RAISE YOUR TREMBLING ARM PALSIED WITH
RADIATION BURNS AND SHRINKING ARTERIES
RAISE IT HIGH IN DEFIANCE AS THE SMOG IN YOUR LUNGS
CONGRATULATES THE CANCER OF GREED AND ECOLOGICAL IDIOCY
AND AS YOUR BLOATED HEART EXPLODES AND YOUR
LAST POLLUTED BREATH WHEEZES FROM YOUR SUNKEN CHEST
YOU CAN SAY “DOW INDUSTRIALS DOWN ONE IN CLOSING”

GREEN LEOPARD
GREEN LEOPARD

INERTIA-MOMENTUM-IRONY-FUTILITY

Sick, twisted, crumbling empires clash with ever increasing
hordes of violent religious fanatics and sociopaths
spewing like homoerotic theological vomit
from the maws of the malignant, misogynist priesthoods. The ordained accomplices of criminally insane gods
or more apt…cosmic demons.

being a human,am transfixed and horrified as I gaze at the atrocity of narcissistic anthropocentric species hubris.  My anger and disgust expands exponentially as
I, an unwilling member of a possible abomination
of evolution,become a very reluctant witness, as “we”
- the self-proclaimed “most intelligent species” - prove to be collectively, at best, only stupid, ignorant and brainwashed.  Yes, “we”, shouting out with such
Psychotic pride and neurotic joy, our ability to be clever and manipulative in greed, power sickness and destruction. a truly intelligent species does not commit an arrogant,cretinous idiot suicide by polluting,
poisoning, raping and murdering its own planet...unless, of course!!!
They enjoy being the object of ridicule by Extraterrestrial comics,the newest recipients of the Universe’s Darwin Awards.

before they attend Galactic K-12 for actually, really, truly intelligent sentient species.
Etc., Etc., Etc.

GREEN LEOPARD
GREEN LEOPARD

EARTH ANTHEM

I pledge Allegiance to Mother Earth
To the Planet on which I and others Evolved
To the Ecology by which I Stand
One World, Indivisible in Biological Reality
Of Justice and of Wisdom and of Balance    
For All Who Care!
For those opposed to this...
Why don’t you go play with sharks,

or crocodiles, or adult anacondas,

or hop into a live volcano!

COPYWRITING

Copywriting is a fascinating tool in the marketing world to introduce products and services to potential customers and clients.  It is used primarily as direct introductions from business to potential customers and from business to Business (B2B.)  

It often very cleverly uses "button pushers" Such as humor, drama, "medical statistics" and deliberately designed sophistry to instill an immediate desire and need to acquire the product/s and/or service/s offered.  Especially "One time Deal Special Offers that will only be available for Hours or a Few Days".  It is also used by political, social, theological and many other institutions and organizations to promote their own "Brand Loyalty", so to speak, and of course, financial support and volunteerism to promote the various vested interests, thereof.  I've done some Copywriting and it can be very challenging. 

The following example is NOT what I would do for a potential client and of course is designed to range from Satire to Absurdity. To any potential clients out there that might have been thinking of hiring me to create Copywriting on your behalf, try not to be offended, insulted, horrified or alarmed by my rather unusual sample below. 

I promise I'll be good to you and for you.  Plus, you'll be able to see the level of unique and compelling creativity I can provide to you in legit Copywriting for your product(s) and/or service(s).   SJJ

GREEN LEOPARD

Wow! That was fun to write!  I hope you enjoyed reading it.  Remember, this a satirical example of Copywriting.  In case I actually offended anybody, you know: struck a nerve, got too close to home, maybe exposed some seriously sick and sociopathic individuals and Institutions to a little too much scrutiny, turned over the wrong rock and shed some light on things some would prefer to remain forbidden, let me remind you of something:

1. Satire is protected speech under the 1st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.  The legal precedents and subsequent cases established this decades or even centuries ago.  If this wasn't true, Late Night TV Talk Show Hosts, Radio Station Shock Jocks and Comedians who regularly insult Politicians, Government Agencies, Corporations and lately, "Reality Stars", would be out of a job and probably be in jail.  There is a well-established legal difference between Satire and Slander or Defamation of Character, etc.

2.  If, in spite of that, you are stupid or incompetent enough to consider filing any form of Civil or Criminal charges against me, because of anything I said or inferred in my short stories, poems or the above satirical piece, see #3 below.

3.I want to remind you that I am both a Vietnam Veteran and a Retired Sworn Police Officer.  If you did something idiotic, like elements of #2 above, you would probably irritate me.  If you irritate me, remember The Law of Causality.  Actions and non-actions both have consequences!  Referring to #2 again, for the probable consequences, see #4 below.

4.At their very large Press Conference, with hundreds of Local, State, Federal and Foreign Media TV, Radio and Internet Journalists and their camera crews present, my Fraternal Order Of Police and ACLU Lawyers will advise the millions of viewing and listening audience members of YOUR attempted violation of my 1st Amendment Rights, YOUR Slander and Defamation of Character against me.  They will also be filing Counter Charges against you and your corrupt employers for making Terrorist Threats, Harrassment, Civil Rights Violations and anything else we choose to present to the Local and State DAs and the Federal US Attorneys and their AUSAs.

5.If this circus of hypocrisy (on your part) actually ended up going to Trial, then all of your Bad Karma would catch up to you in the worst Public Relations nightmare you could possibly imagine, much worse than your limited imaginations could even conceive of.  You see, I have decade’s worth of real, admissible EVIDENCE of your crimes!  This is already in a safe, secure and impenetrable location, yet immediately available to my Lawyers and I.  We already have the capability of insuring that the entire Trial will be TELEVISED LIVE and on RADIO LIVE and on the INTERNET LIVE!

By the time the Trial is over, I will be found NOT GUILTY on all of your moronic Charges.  Several of you will be Arrested for Perjury and other Charges and taken away in Handcuffs, while the whole world is watching, DURING THE TRIAL!  In addition, we fill be Filing multiple Charges against you for Round 2 (the second Trial) and winning Millions and Millions of Dollars in Damages from you, by Judicial Order, with No Appeal Rights and Immediate Payment of the Damages in cash, Awarded to Myself and my legal Counselors from the FOP and ACLU.  Even if you don't get Arrested, between the Bad Press, Bad Karma and financial devastation to your ill-gotten gains; you, your employers and your companies or organizations will be bankrupted, put out of business and become Extinct like the Dinosaurs did before you arrived and provided Planet Earth with your example of De-Evolution.  XIN LOI (Sorry About That,) Have A Nice Day!

GREEN LEOPARD

SCREENPLAY SAMPLE

The following short screenplay is dedicated to my Maternal Grandmother, AUDREY SULLIVAN, also known as MENO to my two brothers and I, She is the one who gave me my core Environmental values.  From a multi-generational family of farmers in Kentucky, she might have had a sixth grade public education, if that.  This never stopped her from learning or developing an astonishing depth of WISDOM.

Having said that, let me tell you the story of what happened when Meno passed away, went to Heaven, met GOD and her Personal Savior, Jesus Christ.  Sound good so far?  Everything was cool until Satan decided he wanted some of Meno's Kentucky style fried chicken, Uh Oh!

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